Hey everyone....Jeff here, just wanted to post a few lines and fill you all in on the last day or so. In the last 24 hours my hair has become red and I am someone's step child. Or at least that is how the rest of the guys and I feel. Our unit got here last night and what a mess that was. I was at drivers training, learning about the uparmored humvee, when they got in. After talking to one of my buddies it turns out (or it seems) that no one wants to take responsibility for us or they just have no fricken clue who we are supposed to fall under. What a great start! I am sure all of this will be figured out in the next day or two. Everything is just pretty hectic with these guys getting here and trying to get settled in. On a brighter note I did get my new address and this should be the same address I have untill we deploy.
SGT Porcaro, Jeffrey
Camp Atterbury-1-221 ARS Bldg 101
PO BOX 5000
Edinburgh, IN 46124-5000
Cant really think of anything I need or want at the moment. If I do I will post it on here . On second thought if someone can find me a peanut butter twix that would probably be the greatest thing ever. And I dont need 27 of them, just one or two would be sufficient, just enough to satisfy a craving. If your going to send 27 of anything make it 27 cases of beer. Preferably Coors Light, but at this point I am not going to be very picky. Well I guess that is about all for now. I probably wont have a whole lot of oppertunities to get on here once we start training. But please keep adding messages for me to read. You never know, one of your comments might make me smile after a shitty day, and sometimes that is better then getting some mail. Bye for now. Jeff
3 comments:
Hey PuffDaddy,
I had a couple peanut butter Twixes I planned on sending but I figured Sue would send a case so I just ate them. They may have been the best I have ever tasted. I sent you the empty wrappers because, well because I love you. No need to thank me really, It's my pleasure. I also had a coors for ya. Unfortunately it was enough to completely intoxicate me so I think I ended up sending you jakes diaper pail instead of the twix wrappers. And It may have had product inside of it. I apologize. Unless you needed paperweights, then I guess you are welcome. On the way to the post office I was pulled over breathalized and probed anally for contraband. Then the real police showed up and busted me for indecent exposure. I will be sending you the empty beer can and a used rubber glove. You can put the glove over the beer can and pretend its a chicken. Now you'll have something to play with. Well besides your unit. And I dont mean YOUR unit, I meant the other guys down there who wish they had a chicken to play with. So anyway, I hope everything is going as well as it can considering the SNAFU. I'll talk to ya soon.
SHORT FAT GUY
As always, Jim is giving us comedic relief! I'm sure that this will make Jeff smile, as it did me!
Cant wait to play with the chicken and use those shitty paper weights. Tell Jake I said thanks.
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